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monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

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gordonlaughingalonewithcrowbars:

speedofdarkness:

cardinaldanger:

hylianrudolf:

chamctc:

shortshit:

melissamend:

nigglex:

-ihopeyourehappy:

obdormio:

Press PLAY.

INSTANT REBLOG

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

If you don’t reblog…

I just smiled instantly. First note. Smiled.

All my feelings. ALL OF THEM.

i think our entire generation gets chills when they hear this

No, no they don’t. I wish people wouldn’t make such a fuss over the fact that they instantly reblogged it. It only needed to be said once.

atheistoverdose:

51% of the united states does not agree with evolution or that we are related to chimpanzees. i can not make this any more obvious than it already is:

follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

designoclock:

An installation of 3000 paint dipped tea bags called Tea Sunburst and is hidden in the back of a little store in town called Rolling Greens. 

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lolzpicx:

Expectation:

Reality:

unicornwhores:

and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

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cadelicious:

Dear Teacher: 

Give me an hour

A prompt about my OTP

And a computer

Then you’ll see how fucking talented I am

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owlymedics:

Quick trade with Prickory

medic totally gave him that coco

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louiseweird:

lychgate:

scout gets bewbage and spei wants in

HAHAHAHA

someonenotsoclever:

If this zombie outbreak in Florida is real, I’ll just put on my Witch cosplay and I’ll be fine.
WHO’S THE NERD NOW? 

milky-days:

fkdahjfda i swear to god i uploaded this but apparently not, i’ve been all over the place this week. anyways have a humanized Coco a la Carmen Miranda~

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someonenotsoclever:

Leave me and my butt alone.

killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

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someonenotsoclever:

mikedaoo:

uglyuglyugly:

A crime scene photo of the Miami man who was found naked and eating the face of another person before being shot dead by police that everyone’s been talking about.
The Miami Herald reported that the attacker was 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

The man he attacked remained in extremely critical condition Sunday night at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged.

What remained was his goatee and little else.

“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, vice president of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”

My guess is PCP was involved. Every PCP story I’ve ever read online has involved public nudity, being covered in blood, and cannibalism.

How ironic is it that these would happen within the same week..

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

Notice.. Most if not all were within Florida. I’m slightly convinced and freaked out now.